1 00:00:00,901 --> 00:00:02,170 Hey, what's going on here? 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,038 Oh, I am busy studying for my LSATs, 3 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:05,606 so Chale is making breakfast. 4 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,741 Isn't that sweet? 5 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,743 Does smell pretty good. I got to be honest. 6 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,445 What is that? 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,647 It's a standard English fry-up -- 8 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,015 some sizzling bacon, 9 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,819 and I've Chaled it up with some blood pudding. 10 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:24,758 Hard to ruin bacon, but blood will do it. 11 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,994 Hey! Best news ever! 12 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,296 You know my friend Gina? 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,764 She started her own business as a wedding planner. 14 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:31,765 Wow! 15 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,335 That is the best news ever. 16 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,170 No, seriously, that's better than the time 17 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,771 you remembered your password for AOL. 18 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,173 Do you remember that? 19 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,774 That was awesome. 20 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,644 "Gabletown123" -- unlocked my whole life. 21 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:47,615 Anyway, Gina needs to get her portfolio together, 22 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,983 and she agreed to do your wedding for free! 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,786 Mom, I-I already told you, okay? I don't have time for that. 24 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,788 If I fail this test, I don't get into law school. 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,258 I know, honey, but you got to start planning -- 26 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:00,561 unless you want to have your wedding at a bowling alley. 27 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,029 I never said I wanted that. 28 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,697 I just said they got a very nice banquet room. 29 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,167 It's really nice. 30 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,169 Once the deejay starts, you don't even hear the bowling. 31 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,703 You don't hear it. 32 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:13,073 Okay, no, Mom, thank you and thank Gina, 33 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,243 but, you know, we haven't even set the date yet. 34 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,445 I know, but these things, they take time, 35 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,180 and she's agreed to do it for free, 36 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,814 so what ifIjust sit down with her? 37 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,384 I can help out, too. I'm pretty sure I'm open. 38 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,187 I'm open. 39 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,789 So, great. So, we'll just -- we'll get the ball rolling. 40 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:29,823 I mean, it can't hurt, you know? 41 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,058 I heard "ball rolling." 42 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,027 I'm just gonna throw this out there. 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,829 You do it at the bowling alley before 3:00 on a weekday, 44 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,231 everybody gets free hot dogs. 45 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,466 What do you say? 46 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:43,471 * I am not your ordinary guy 47 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,206 All right, who's up? 'Cause I got the last one. 48 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,474 I got the one before that. 49 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,075 Duffy, your turn. No can do. 50 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,411 My mother won't give me the PIN number to the debit card 51 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,180 until I put tennis balls on her walker. 52 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,848 It's a stand-off. 53 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,850 Hard to believe a Victoria's Secret model 54 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:57,851 hasn't gobbled you up. 55 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,153 I know, right? 56 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,622 You know what? I'll just get it myself. 57 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,856 Enzo, get us another pitcher, bud. 58 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,024 Yeah. 59 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,660 Hey, is it me, or is this snack mix stale? 60 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,761 It's the humidity. 61 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,797 You leave it out three nights in a row, 62 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,064 it starts to turn on you. 63 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,533 I'll get you some freshies. 64 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,102 By the way, "fresh" means 65 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,305 they only stayed out two nights. 66 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,275 Tough room. 67 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,513 Oh. Yeah. 68 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,881 You got one of the spicy wasabi peas. 69 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,583 That's the thing with them -- they just -- they -- 70 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,385 they just pop out of nowhere -- 71 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:34,922 I got you, buddy. 72 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,324 You all right? 73 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,660 You okay? 74 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,729 Wow. 75 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,130 Hey, you saved my life. 76 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,199 Oh, come on. It's no big deal. 77 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,801 I'm a retired cop. We see this thing all the time. 78 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,902 No, no, no. You don't understand. 79 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,371 My wife just had a baby. 80 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,406 I'm a new dad, and if you're not standing here to -- 81 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,743 to save me, I don't make it home. 82 00:02:58,646 --> 00:02:59,947 Can I -- Can I pick up your tab? 83 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,215 Can I buy you lunch? No. No, no. Don't do that. 84 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,251 I just -- It's not necessary. Really. 85 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,918 Wow. Yeah. 86 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,187 A humble hero. 87 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,922 You don't see that every day. 88 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,259 Not every day, no. 89 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,394 Hey, if you need anything -- I mean anything at all, pal -- 90 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,896 look, you just call me, okay? 91 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,398 If I'm ever in the market for carpeting, 92 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,132 I'll, uh... I'll give you a jingle. 93 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:23,904 Actually, I don't sell the carpeting -- just the padding. 94 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,739 Then I probably won't be giving you a jingle. 95 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,942 Thanks anyway. That's cool. 96 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,177 Have a good one. You take care. 97 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,245 Yeah. 98 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,513 ...humble hero. 99 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,381 Yeah. 100 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,388 That was crazy. 101 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,955 Something just amazing happened. 102 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,392 I'll tell you what, boys -- Today, lunch is on me. 103 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,459 Hallelujah! 104 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,460 Ah, yes! Nice! 105 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,895 Well, let's split a pie. 106 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,797 Ooh, look! The Clams Montgomery is back on the menu. 107 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:50,964 Ooh! 108 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,866 Enjoy it, my friend, because you know what? 109 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,368 Today is a gift. 110 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,704 That's why they call it the "present." 111 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,573 Isn't that from "Kung Fu Panda"? 112 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,241 Yes, it is. Yeah. 113 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,911 Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it, all right? 114 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,746 You see that guy right -- 115 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:06,747 Okay, he's not there right now. 116 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,349 He was just there a second ago. 117 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,718 Anyway, the guy was over there -- Hey, hey! Hey! Kyle's on TV! 118 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,785 Kyle's on TV! 119 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,822 Oh! H-Hey! Enzo, turn this up! 120 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,557 I'm like, "Come on, little guy, jump." 121 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,493 And he did -- this guy right here. 122 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,996 Yeah! 123 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,532 Next thing you know, Kelly, 124 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,534 I got this little fur ball coming at me. 125 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,602 I didn't have time to think. 126 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,670 Instincts took over. 127 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:30,704 Kyle saved a cat? 128 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,606 Yeah. Wow. 129 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,608 It's funny, because, actually at the bar -- 130 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,610 Guy, Guy, shhhhh! 131 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:40,448 Thank you for saving my best friend in the whole wide world. 132 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,717 How much time are they spending on this segment? 133 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,018 Must be a slow news day. 134 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,554 Guy! Guy! Guy! 135 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,588 Shh! 136 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,790 No need to thank me, Blanca. 137 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,395 Comes with the territory. 138 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:57,998 Wow! 139 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,034 That was powerful. 140 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,371 Like a Christmas beer commercial. 141 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,472 Guys, it's a cat. 142 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,939 I-I'm sorry. I just -- 143 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,975 Goody, back me up here, would you, please? 144 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,743 The little girl -- 145 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,446 She got her best friend back. 146 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,281 I'm just gonna come out and say it, all right? 147 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,284 Five minutes ago, at that bar, there was an actual person -- 148 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,019 Hey, hey! hey! There he is! Did I miss it? 149 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,062 Now, Kendra's tied up with school, 150 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,698 so this is all just preliminary, no pressure. 151 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,433 We just want to get some ideas going, right? 152 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,034 Great. Let's jump in. Yeah. 153 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,769 Flowers? Oh-ho! Big fan. 154 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,037 Yeah, perfect, 155 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,774 because I know exactly what Kendra would like -- 156 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,042 Peruvian lilies. 157 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,077 Or really any lilies, but it's got to be lilies. 158 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,947 Actually, I think she prefers wildflowers. 159 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,649 Are those a thing? Well -- 160 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,350 They're a thing if you're getting married 161 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,820 on the side of a highway. 162 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,322 This guy. 163 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,492 It's just, I'm pretty sure that shewantedwildflowers. 164 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,861 Yeah, well, when she was 3, shewanteda pony, 165 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,295 but she got a tricycle, 166 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,833 and she was happy as a blue jay, so lilies. 167 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:06,834 Okay. Thanks. 168 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,470 Uh, just spell it "wildflowers." 169 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,940 Oh, you know what? We don't have to decide now. 170 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,742 Um, let's put a pin in the flower thing... 171 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:15,576 Okay. 172 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,844 ...and let's talk music. 173 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,946 I plan on singing my vows. 174 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,113 Aww! 175 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,381 Singing? 176 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,117 Oh! It's a wedding, not an open-mic night. 177 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,720 Itisa wedding. 178 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,955 It ismywedding. 179 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:31,124 I know this great disco band. They're so fun. 180 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,595 They pass out, like, big sunglasses and giant afro wigs. 181 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,864 Well, that's just south of racist. 182 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,967 Excuse me? 183 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,368 All right. 184 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,604 All right, let's put another pin in music 185 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,972 and talk dresses. 186 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,406 That seems safe. 187 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:47,675 You don't need to worry about the dress, 188 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,143 because I have my grandmother's. 189 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,979 Look at the vintage lace. 190 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,782 It's beautiful. And picture Kendra with her hair up and -- 191 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,049 and baby's breath. 192 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,151 Yes, I'm picturing her wearing this 193 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,054 as I return home from the Civil War. 194 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,496 ** 195 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,264 What are you guys doing over here? 196 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,366 This is gonna be our new table from now on. It's special. 197 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,802 It's also right by the dart board. 198 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,004 Do I need to remind you guys what happened to One-Eyed Vic? 199 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,240 Formerly known as Vic? 200 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,111 Read the plaque, man. 201 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:28,749 "This table dedicated to Massapequa Hero Kyle Gable"? 202 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,183 For the cat he saved. 203 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,119 I thought these tables were supposed to be dedicated 204 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,188 to heroes --realheroes, guys who lost their lives. 205 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,157 It's your brother. Aren't you happy for him? 206 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,191 I'm happy for him. 207 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,727 I'm just worried the customers here 208 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,195 are gonna be confused on Enzo's "hero" policy. 209 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,263 I mean, look at this. 210 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,965 Over here, you got dead, dead, dead, 211 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,567 a-and a guy who caught a cat? 212 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,502 I mean, it's just confusing. I'm just saying it's confusing. 213 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,638 You know, if I didn't know any better, I would say 214 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,740 you're just alittlebit jealous of your brother. 215 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,942 Okay, I'm not jealous ofanyone,all right? 216 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,209 Look, he did something great. 217 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:59,780 It just...so happens I did something greater. 218 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,184 Yesterday at this bar, a guy started choking. 219 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,220 I gave him the Heimlich -- totally saved his life. 220 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,656 And you never said anything about it? 221 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,491 No. 'Cause, unlike Kyle, I don't need the attention. 222 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,962 I'm what's known as a humble hero. Yeah. 223 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,229 All right, aren't humble people 224 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,065 not supposed to say that they're humble? 225 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,634 I didn't give myself the name. That's what the guy called me. 226 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,735 I shouldn't have to do this -- 227 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,470 Hey, Enzo, Enzo. Come over here, buddy. 228 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,939 Yeah. Listen, yesterday -- can you tell these guys 229 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,841 the amazing thing I did at the bar? 230 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:32,479 You bought a pitcher of beer? 231 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,714 After that. 232 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:36,049 Uh, went and got snack mix, came back -- 233 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,918 You were hugging some guy. 234 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,954 I wasn't hugging him. He couldn't breathe. 235 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,924 Probably hugging him too hard. 236 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,693 You're a lot stronger than you think. 237 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,628 You're like Lennie in that book with the rabbit. 238 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,796 You know, the... 239 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,269 So, you did something heroic, 240 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,638 but in your mind, it doesn't count 241 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,939 'cause you didn't get credit for it? 242 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,240 Exactly! 243 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,009 It's like when you leave a tip at the deli, right? 244 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,011 Y-Y-You got to make sure the guy slicing the meat 245 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,780 looks over and sees you before you drop the money. 246 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:07,581 Oh. Yeah. 247 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,682 And just to play it safe, 248 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,050 you got to point at him and be like, 249 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,218 "Hey, and that's for you and all the boys back there," 250 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,285 and then you shake the jar a little. 251 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,954 Hey, da da da! 252 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,289 And I hate to bring up money, but, you know, 253 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,291 the bride's family pays for the wedding, 254 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,294 but our groom seems to think he'scalling the shots. 255 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,730 It was a freakin' cat, Donna. 256 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:26,834 I mean, they -- they literally give them away for free. 257 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,169 And I don't care what Chale says. 258 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,537 It's a beautiful dress. 259 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,839 You know, try to adopt a puppy. 260 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,808 They do a whole background check on you! 261 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,744 For a cat, they just throw it in the back of your car 262 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,545 and they're like, "Good luck. Take it easy." 263 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,247 I... 264 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,414 I hear you, but are -- 265 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,116 are you listening to anything I'm saying? 266 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,918 Yes, I heard you -- the wedding, your grandmother, 267 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,386 she never got to wear the dress. 268 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,556 No, she got to wear the dress. Inever got to wear the dress. 269 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,325 Well, you got to admit, I was pretty close, though. 270 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,127 Inever got to wear the dress. 271 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,696 Ohh. 272 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,331 Oh, maybe because of that and we never had a big wedding -- 273 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,334 Oh, maybe I did make the day all about me. 274 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,671 Wow. 275 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,405 Maybe I did that with Kyle, too. 276 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,475 I mean, maybe I should've just let him have his moment. 277 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,710 You know what? 278 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,444 I-- I'm gonna -- I'm gonna be a bigger person, 279 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,613 and I am just gonna let this go. 280 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,349 Chale can have his stupid roadside hootenanny. 281 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,651 I don't care. 282 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,887 Yeah. 283 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,855 Kyle can have his stupid table. Yeah. 284 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:22,890 I'm letting it go, too, 285 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,424 'cause that's what good people do. 286 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,592 And we are good people. 287 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,727 No, we aregreatpeople. 288 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,728 Yes. Mm. 289 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,897 Good night. Mwah! Okay. 290 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,668 I can't let this go. 291 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,570 Me neither! 292 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,107 Gentlemen, what you're about to see 293 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,574 might be a little unsettling, 294 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,911 but it shows the frailty of life. 295 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,913 If this is that documentary on how they make chicken nuggets, 296 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,580 I can't watch. 297 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,217 No, it's security footage from that camera right there. 298 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,119 It's gonna show my random act of kindness. 299 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:52,920 What up, boys?! 300 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,121 Hey! 301 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,655 You're killing me. What are you looking at? 302 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,224 Oh, your brother saved some guy from choking. 303 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,325 He's making us watch it. 304 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,693 Okay, no, I'm making a point 305 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,762 about our culture and its mixed-up values -- 306 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:05,598 how saving a person is somehow less important than... 307 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,934 Whatever. You know what I'm saying. 308 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,035 All right, let's... 309 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,903 Hey, look, you both did awesome things. 310 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,671 You saved a guy, he saved a cat. 311 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,373 Actually,eightcats. No. 312 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,875 Yeah, Mittens was pregnant. 313 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,976 Aww! Yeah. Yeah. 314 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,178 They had the kittens last night, yeah. 315 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,714 Everyone's doing good. Mom's resting comfortably. 316 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,515 It's like -- It's like you saved a whole family. 317 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,917 Yeah, yeah. 318 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,819 And they asked me to go on "Wake Up, Long Island" 319 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,954 to give away the kittens. 320 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:27,955 Whoop! There I am. Look at this. 321 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,156 That's me right there. 322 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,690 Okay. Here we go. 323 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,626 Oh, there's Bill. Snack mix goes in his mouth. 324 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695 Cue the Grim Reaper. 325 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,564 And...he's dying! He's dying! 326 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,598 Look at that! 327 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,833 Or is he? 328 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,639 Enzo, what are you doing?! 329 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,409 I was getting snack mix. Remember? 330 00:11:54,782 --> 00:12:02,289 What? The salt kills everything. 331 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:04,992 Hey. 332 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,794 What areyoudoing here? 333 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,496 Shouldn't you be at the beach, bottle-feeding a turtle? 334 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,733 You joke, but we lose a turtle 335 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,369 every 35 minutes in this country. 336 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,737 What do you want? 337 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,339 I came to see what your problem is, 338 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,640 because if it's about my plaque, 339 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,675 I'll have Enzo engrave yourname on it, too, 340 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,710 if it's gonna end all this. 341 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,478 No. I don't want a pity plaque. 342 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:29,482 Look, I know what I did inhere,all right? 343 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,151 I don't need it written on the side of a table 344 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:35,022 or go on some morning talk show and gab about it, all right? 345 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,124 Well, you know what? Maybe Ido. 346 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,193 And there it is -- the truth. 347 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,628 That's right. Because you know what? 348 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,230 I've never gotten any attention in my whole life. 349 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,764 You get everything. Look around. 350 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,766 Y-You have -- You have Donna, 351 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,136 you got great kids, this house... 352 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,670 Donna. 353 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,773 You said "Donna" twice. 354 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,776 Yeah, I'm highlighting it. She's a lovely gal. 355 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,379 My point is, is that, compared to you, 356 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,181 I got nothing, okay? 357 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,783 And the spotlight finally shines on me, for once. 358 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,652 And you know what? I'm gonna enjoy it. 359 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,455 And I'm not gonna apologize. I'm sorry. 360 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,157 Except for...right then. 361 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,226 I didn't want you to not have your moment. 362 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,694 It's just... 363 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:18,365 I saved a guy's life! I mean, and no one cared. 364 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,501 I tried to let it go. I just... 365 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,769 I couldn't. And you know what? I'm... 366 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,372 I'msorry. 367 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,240 Thanks. 368 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,609 You know what? I -- I don't need to see some video 369 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,678 to know that you're a hero. 370 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,347 Come on, man. You were a cop for 20 years. 371 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,815 Appreciate that. 372 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:39,686 And congrats to you on getting on "Wake Up, Long Island." 373 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,155 That's pretty cool. I've never been on TV. 374 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,690 Let's change that. Come with me. 375 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:44,824 No, no. This is your thing. 376 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,826 Yeah, yeah. No, no. Come with me. 377 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,529 We'll give away the kittens together -- two heroes. 378 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,899 Classy move, Kyle. Thank you. 379 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,834 By the way, before, you mentioned something 380 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,469 about putting my name on the plaque with you. 381 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,705 You know what? It would just totally feel weird at this point. 382 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,107 Yeah, you're probably right. 383 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,741 Yeah. 384 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,077 Unless you, uh, already pulled the trigger on the engraver. 385 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,345 Then maybe -- Nah. I didn't. 386 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:09,816 Okay. 387 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,451 Oh, good. You're home. Do you have a minute? 388 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,220 Not really. Great. 389 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,755 So, yesterday, Chale and I, we had a little disagreement 390 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,090 about some stuff for the wedding, 391 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,191 and I want you to weigh in. 392 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,459 Yeah, okay, but hurry, 'cause I got work to do. 393 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,494 No! 30 seconds! I'll be right back! 394 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,132 Oh, good. You're home. 395 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,733 Yes, but I'm studying. 396 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,703 Yesterday, uh, your mother and I had a little bit of a spat, 397 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,407 and it was about my desire to sing at our wedding. 398 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,410 So I-I just wanted to get your opinion on this. 399 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,681 * My precious Kendra 400 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,151 * My lovely philodendra 401 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,354 * All my love, I will send ya * 402 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,792 You little worm! 403 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,098 Are you really going behind my back? What the -- 404 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,667 -Said the bride of Ulysses S. Grant. 405 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,739 Mom, what are you doing? 406 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,175 I'm showing you the dress. 407 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,944 It had no life on the hanger. You had to see it on. 408 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,745 Sweetheart, can -- can I finish my song? 409 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,281 No. No one wants to hear your song. 410 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,382 Mom, not cool. 411 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,683 If Chale wants to sing at the wedding, 412 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,085 he'll sing at the wedding. 413 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:18,818 Chale. 414 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:24,591 * I promise to scratch your back when you sleep * 415 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,628 * Hand you tissues when you weep * 416 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:32,432 * Hold your heart, like a bird * 417 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:37,770 * And on that, I give you my wo-o-ord * 418 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,240 * My wo-o-ord 419 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,144 * My wor-r-r-rd 420 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,083 Babe, that was beautiful. 421 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,751 I mean, Mom, you have to admit that. 422 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,321 Could use a hook. 423 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,025 It was actually a lovely song. 424 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,127 I think if you wanted to sing that at the wedding, 425 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,761 well, that -- that would be nice. 426 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,796 Thank you, Mrs. Gable. 427 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,799 And for the record, you were right about the dress. 428 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,801 Right? Now that I see it, itistimeless. 429 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,037 It's timeless! 430 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,171 And you look stunning in it. 431 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,505 I do? Just ravishing. 432 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,807 Oh! Thank you, Chale. 433 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:15,775 I... 434 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,110 You know what? Can we just -- 435 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,811 Can we pretend yesterday didn't happen? 436 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,014 I would like that. Oh, good. 437 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,015 Uh-oh. What? 438 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,416 You know what just happened here? 439 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,285 - I think we just had... - Our first fight. 440 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,687 Oh, my God! We're finishing each other's sentences! 441 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,323 Wow. 442 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,724 You know, I just hope that one day, 443 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,893 I can have what you guys have. 444 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,801 Welcome back to "Wake Up, Long Island." 445 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,237 We've got a very special in-studio guest today -- 446 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,840 a local firefighter and a cat-catching superhero -- 447 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:48,841 Kyle Gable. 448 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,643 Thanks for having me on, guys. 449 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,379 And who's your helper here? Uh... 450 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,846 Oh, this is my brother Kevin Gable, 451 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,049 a retired Nassau County cop. 452 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,051 He protected us for 20 years. 453 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,219 Well, that may be true, 454 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,688 but today, I'm just here to hold the cats. 455 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,126 Kyle, your story is amazing. 456 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,129 While on duty, you saved a pregnant cat 457 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,864 who then gave birth to this adorable litter, 458 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,301 all seven of which are available for adoption. 459 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,768 Well, actually, Kelly, uh, only six. 460 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,271 I'm gonna take the one with the, uh, black socks on, 461 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,672 the one that looks like he stepped in paint. 462 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,874 Does this man ever stop giving? 463 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,645 So, how's it feel to be the brother of a hero? 464 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,748 Oh, me? 465 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,283 Oh, I-I-I thought you were talking to Kyle. 466 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,652 'C-Course, you wouldn't know this, 467 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,887 but I, uh, I recently saved a man's life, you know. 468 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,123 Really? 469 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,557 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? 470 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,160 Uh, actually, put me down for two of these babies also. 471 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,261 Any two. You pick them, Kelly. 472 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,530 I'll take the ugly ones. I don't care. 473 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,466 Whoa! Save some for the viewers. 474 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,335 That is funny, Tom, because, you know, growing up, 475 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,902 Kevin told me that he didn't like cats. 476 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,239 Okay, that -- that -- that is not true, Tom, all right? 477 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,807 I am a cat person. Everybody says it all the time. 478 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,909 I don't know why he would pick now to lie on live TV. 479 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,579 Not very hero-like. 480 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,013 I thought you were gonna let this go. 481 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,216 Okay, look, I saved a person, all right? You saved a cat. 482 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,517 I mean, Kelly am I crazy? I mean -- 483 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,186 Face it -- Nobody cares what you did. 484 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,920 Okay. Yeah, I know somebodywho cares. 485 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,889 Here. Hold these things, would you, please? 486 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,559 "No one cares." 487 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,594 Who you calling? Mom? No! I'm not. Okay? 488 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,397 I'm calling the one man still lucky enough to be alive because of me. 489 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,532 Everybody, hold on to your heart strings, 490 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,436 'cause they're about to get tugged -- hard. 491 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,838 While the brothers work through some issues here, 492 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,275 if you'd like to see pictures and bios of these kittens, 493 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,611 go to www.wakeuplongisland.com. 494 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,712 Hey, Bill. 495 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,581 Bill, it's, uh, Kevin Gable. 496 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,483 Yeah, I'm on live TV right now, 497 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,518 and I'm just gonna put you on speakerphone, okay? 498 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,952 Perfect. 499 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,888 Bill, go ahead -- uh, just, uh, tell everybody 500 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,790 what happened the other day at the bar 501 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,425 with the snack mix, the thing. 502 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,327 Okay, sure. O-Okay. Remember what happened? 503 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,396 I was at the bar, I was eating a handful of snack mix, 504 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,364 and I guess -- really wasn't chewing -- 505 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,965 All of a sudden, I -- at some -- 506 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,767 Okay, Bill, you're -- 507 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,303 you're -- you're -- you're breaking up a little bit. 508 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,437 ...snack -- sudden -- 509 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,805 Hey, buddy, you're breaking up a little. 510 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,540 Bill, you're breaking up a little bit. Just -- 511 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,409 ...even talk. Sorry. Sorry. 512 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,943 You got to move your -- Can you hear me now? 513 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,278 Bill, you're -- Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? 514 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,279 Yes, I can hear you perfectly, Bill. 515 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,614 Go ahead. Tell everybody. 516 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,549 Okay. Like I was saying, I started choking -- 517 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,551 ...thought I would -- going on -- 518 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,520 Okay, Bill, y-y-you're breaking up again. 519 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,788 You got to get into a part where it's just... 520 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,724 Just say it quick. Say it quick what I did. 521 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,991 Say it quick, what I did. 522 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,293 ...saved -- my -- 523 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,295 No, no, say it quick what I did -- what I did. 524 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,996 Say it quick what I did. 525 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,998 Unbelieva-- You wouldn't even -- 526 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,700 I'm half-black, half-Asian. 527 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,769 How am Inot in a major market? 528 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,803 Bill? 529 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,804 ...choking... 530 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,972 Bill? 531 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,275 Bill? Bill? 532 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,211 Okay. We're gonna take a much-needed break right now. 533 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,580 B-Bill? Bill? Bill? 534 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,649 Bill? Bill? Bill? 535 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,051 Bill? Bill? Bill? 536 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,222 And when we come back, Tom will be talking to us 537 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,091 about a high-fiber doughnut that you can make at home. 538 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,528 Oh, come on, Tom. It can't bethatbad. 539 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,031 I think he's choking. 540 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,533 He's choking! 541 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,971 Ohh! 542 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,012 Later, 14 ducks at the local zoo -- all sick. 543 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,981 Is your goose next? 544 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,416 Find out after the break. 545 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,028 Man, how many times are they gonna show this? 546 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,063 Well, you know what they say -- 547 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,732 no such thing as bad publicity. 548 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,503 I'm pretty sure thereis. 549 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,539 Why don't we just forget the whole thing and just -- 550 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,840 Let's order a pizza. What do you say? 551 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,741 Yeah. All right. 552 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,975 Let's eat it atourtable. 553 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,144 Hey, I like that. 554 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,321 Or we could just have it at the bar. 555 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,088 Right here. -Yeah. 556 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,626 * Don't want no sweet perfume * 557 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,095 * Shake your thing, go bust your move * 558 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,432 * Do, do, do, do, do 559 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,966 * Do, do, do, do 560 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,570 * Ohhhhhh, yeah 561 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,640 * Don't want no high-heel shoes * 562 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,575 * I just don't want no...